He is a member of the schools basketball team as is, Peter, my shadow from previous posts. Peter has failed to turn up to a few sessions due to study support and work commitments, that’s an adequate reason to miss a couple of practises in my opinion. Not in Hans’ opinion though, he’s German by the way! He felt it necessary to come up to Peter during break and threaten to batter him for “Giving Him Shit”, missing practise to you and I.

I hope you understand my reasons for being angry at ‘German Hans’ being named head boy. For further reading please read my Langtonian Wannabee’s post.

Lovely Couple
The lovely couple sit at their table,
gazing into each others eyes.

The lovely couple sip their coffee,
Gazing into each others eyes.

The lovely couple kiss,
Gazing into each other eyes.

The lonely man sits at his table,
Gazing into his phone.

The lonely man sips his espresso,
Gazing into his phone.

The lonely man looks around the room,
He knows true love is here.

Beauty walks into the room,
Cupid watches the love consume.

The Man
I know a man, a man of tomorrow,
Sits in the pubs, to drown his sorrow.
This man met beauty once, you know,
He keeps pictures of her,
Oh, how her eyes do glow.

There is a dark side to this man,
He has conceived many an evil plan.
He chased me up five flights of stairs,
Shouting something about Burke and Hare.

we sat and played poker all night,
He told em something, it gave me a fright.
He said, “The end is nigh, old friend”,
But we played poker till the bitter end.

In his youth, he drank gin and tonic,
stayed up late, played games of Sonic.
This was the penultimate day of life,
He would end the next with a knife.

On arriving we found that no other fifth years had made it back up-to school as yet and so we mucked about for a while before disrupting a study support class, sorry about that! When the bell finally went for period 5 to commence, fifth years were still scarce but on we trooped to our respective classes.

When I got to mine, I found I was the only pupil present as everyone else, minus the sixth years who’s induction was a day event, had decided not to come back. It was my gain really, I was given the option to work, which I did for most of the period and found that I was way ahead of the schedule that my teacher had set and that I will have to do some other work till the others catch up.

I was then in my period six class told to buy a dictionary the size of Alsace-Lorraine as they had decided amongst themselves I was doing higher. Great.

First things first, the European Parliament is the biggest waste of time ever. Many of you may not agree, but realistically it is. The whole idea of a European Union also sucks, perhaps my nationalism is showing but shoudn’t countries get on independently? I don’t agree with the, ‘If a countries in the EU its people can almost walk freely into any other members country’, idea that the European Parliament gives. The whole idea of supranationalism is nonsense.

So anyway, back to the point, Why is there so many foreigners in Kirkcaldy, why Kirkcaldy? I can live with foreign people in the town but it’s when the local shop starts selling ‘Polsky Chipsies’ and at my work we are given sheets with, common Polish words on, that sickens me. Kirkcaldy has always had a diverse population with people from all over coming but never have they had such an impact as the Polish people do. There is even a Polish section in the local paper. Sorry but, Pakistanis have been staying in the town for years and have never had a section in the paper. And as for that Romanian at my work, well…..

As ridiculous as it sounds, a Post Office in Derby, south of the border, called in the police who then called in the bomb squad to blow up this package. What was in it you ask?

Chocolate Buttons and a Vibrator